These Glasses Are Nexus #Nexus #WWE

About a month ago I went for My yearly eye exam, as always, and has become My habit picked out a new pair of glasses.  I wanted a departure from the ones I usually buy, so I began looking for something really different.  As fate would have it the first ones I noticed were this God-awful pair that was colored yellow on the inside and black on the outside from Ad-Lib.  On a lark I tried them on, and was surprised at how much I liked the way they looked.  When worn the way I always wear My glasses you could plainly see the a yellow stripe at the top of the frames.  I looked around and tried several other pairs on, but it was this first pair that stuck with me.  As I was fitted I initially requested to see if they came in orange (My favorite color), but alas they did not.  The specialist doing the fitting pointed out they had the in brown, which in the catalogue looked orange, but I decided to stick with the yellow, because if the brown ones did not look as orange as they did in the picture I knew I would not want them.

I waited for almost two weeks to get them, and then wore them about four days before the realization sunk in.  I was washing My hands at work and when I looked up at My reflection it hit me that My new glasses were Nexus black and yellow.

Okay, so now I knew I had the coolest pair of glasses I would ever own.  The first thing I did was go to one of My assistant managers, a raging John Cena fan, and say, "Hey, My glasses are Nexus."  Oh, yeah, he was pissed, and I have at some point every day we've worked together since then repeated the statement.

I think that these glasses should now be required eye-wear for any member of Nexus who does not have 20/20 vision.  I think they would help CM Punk look even more brilliant than he already is.  Husky Harris would be the best looking cousin at any Wyndham family gathering.  And I can't imagine a guy with as much fashion sense as David Otunga wanting to wear anything other than Ad-Lib frames in Nexus colors.



The A-List Asshole David Otunga would look even more fly with a pair of Ad-Lib Glasses in Nexus black and yellow!

So this one goes out to all those Nexus fans out there.  Need new glasses?  Ask your vision care specialist if they have Ad-Lib frames in their catalogue.  As for Me, more than likely, I'll be sending Mine back next year to have new lenses put in, because these frames rock!



Master Vyle